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Nfl Conduct Policy and How it Affects You…

We are in an age of multi-millionaire thugs,least damaging. Henry at best is the 3rd WR
profiting off the fandom of a blue collaroption on the Bengals, and though his talent
society. Pundits wax and wane about howcannot be ignored, his suspension just seems
salaries are spiraling out of control, andlike par for the course. Now, if Goodell
most every fan has dreams of hitting the turfgrandfathered the new conduct policy back to
with a large check in their pocket. For mostinclude all transgressions in the past year,
of us, that will never happen. However, allnearly 15% of the Bengal's roster would be
is not lost. The aforementioned millionairessuspended. How is that for changing a team's
are not the only ones who can profit off ofchances  on  game  day?
sports.
But as damaging as they all are, none come
The NFL season is fast approaching, withclose to the biggest decision yet to be made
training camps starting next month. For a(at time of writing).. .Michael Vick. Though
sport that only profits an investor 1/3 ofnot convicted (but then again, neither was
the year, the new NFL sure is making it aPac), Vick has soiled the eye's of the NFL by
year round job to keep track of.'interacting' with fans, mystery water
Specifically, I am referring to the new NFLbottles and of course, the 'I can believe you
conduct  policy  and  how  it  affects  you.think their my dogs' incidents. If Vick is
charged, or worse, found guilty, how will
Sure, at a glance it may seem as if the onlythat affect investors? To be honest, it
ones directly connected are the players beingwould  be  a  good  thing.
punished and the teams they play for. But
with careful consideration, this new policyIf Vick is suspended for any amount of time,
affects not only the average fan in obviousthe Falcons will be guaranteed underdogs, no
ways, but the sports investor morematter who they play. This will be
specifically.especially true at the front end of the
suspension. In addition, all your 'weekend'
The teams still will make their revenue, andwarrior bettors will lay heavily on the
the fans will still get their games, but asFalcon's opponents each week, further
investors, Goodell's stringent, yetplummeting the odds down. After all, no
undefined, policies can run rampart on yourVick… no Schaub… who will play
bankroll.QB? The truth is though, the further the
odds fall, the better it is for you, the
Let's take a look at some of the more popularsports investor. Football is a team sport,
suspensions:do not forget that. And as 'dynamic' as Vick
is, the Falcons still have a decent line,
• Pacman Jones, the poster boy for thestrong run game and an improved defense.
new policy. Last year, the Titans were anThey will be dynamic in the oft-forgotten
investor's best friend, covering an underdogstep-child phase of the game, special teams,
spread straight up more than any other team.and with a new coaching staff, won't be
Pacman is not only the team's most dynamiclackadaisical  in  the  'little  things'.
defensive player, he is also the teams
primary special teams weapon. How many timesSo, while the world argues whether or not the
did we hear Chris Berman 'gobble gobble' upnew NFL conduct policy is too strict, lawyers
the screen while describing yet anotherargue Pacman is treated unfairly, fans cry
Titan's victory. However, according tobecause their beloved Vick is just another
Goodell, Pacman won't be playing (premulti-millionaire thug, you can quietly revel
appeal).in the fact that Goodell will fatten your
wallet this fall. Because if he tows the
• Tank Johnson, the newest thug to hitline, and suspends Vick for any amount of
the list. Last year, Tank helped the Bearstime (which is extremely likely), the odds
post more Under victories than nearly everyjust  went  in  your  favor.
other team. The Bears defense was stifling,
and became even moreso once some of the otherSo go ahead, tell the world the Falcon's
major NFC defenses were ravaged by injuriescan't win without Vick. They likely won't,
(see NYG). The benefit to Tank's suspensionbut as investor's, we don't care. The spread
over Pac's, Tank was only a force in 1 facetis all that matters, And like last year's
of the game, and received ½ theTitans that profited tens of thousands of
suspension.dollars per investor, the Falcons will enable
us to do the same this year. Shhhh…
• Chris Henry, the invisible man. Ofit's our dirty little secret.
the three major suspension's, Henry's is the



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